Septic answering service: answering every backup call

A sewage backup does not wait for a call back, and neither does a closing date. Here is how a septic company covers its phone while the crew is on the truck.

5 min readOctober 2, 2023
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A septic answering service picks up when your crew cannot: live people, a virtual receptionist or software that answers and books. Septic calls range from routine pumping to sewage in the basement to an agent who needs an inspection by Friday. This guide covers the options, published prices, what a septic caller needs and how to choose.

Key takeaways
  • Nobody with sewage backing up into the house waits for a call back. Whoever answers, or texts back, first gets the job.
  • Septic calls bunch up around spring thaw and home buying season. Price any answering service against that stretch, not your average month.
  • Voicemail, live people or AI: whichever you choose, it should book into your real schedule and only reach you for the calls you say matter.
  • The frozen weeks of deep winter is for a pumping reminder every few years. The same system that answers calls can fill those weeks.

Why septic calls are hard to cover

  • Backups are urgent. Sewage in the house makes people call every company they can find.
  • You are on the truck. Running a pump and hoses leaves no hands free, and rural roads drop signal.
  • Inspections have deadlines. Agents and buyers need dates fast.
  • Routine calls add up. When was I last pumped, and when can you come.

Voicemail is where many septic jobs quietly go to a competitor. Count your own missed calls for a week, then run them through the free missed call calculator to see the jobs and profit at stake.

When the phone rings for septic companies

Most callers are rural and suburban homeowners who forget about the tank until something smells or backs up, and home buyers who need an inspection before closing. You will also hear from restaurants, campgrounds, churches and property managers with septic systems, plus realtors, home inspectors, plumbers and excavators sending work your way.

MonthPaceWhat callers want
MarchGet readyThaw and soggy drain fields
AprilBusySpring pumping and backups
MayBusyHome sale inspections
JuneBusySummer guests and heavy use
OctoberGet readyLast pumping before the ground freezes

It goes quiet in the frozen weeks of deep winter. That is when an answering setup sized for the rush costs the most for the least.

Your three options

For septic companies, the deciding question is who answers when the call is sewage backing up into the house. There are three ways to cover it.

Voicemail is free and often ignored by callers. Live answering costs the most and handles the unexpected best. AI answering replies instantly, books from your real schedule and should know when to pass a call to you.

What answering services cost

Some answering services post their prices. Here is a sample, with identical columns for each:

Service and planPrice a monthWhat is includedPast the allowancePer-person feeCard payments
Smith.ai Starter (live)$30030 calls$11.50 a callNot listed$1.00 a call to take a payment
Rosie Professional (AI)$49250 minutesNot listed on its pricing pageNot listedNot listed
Dialzara Business Pro (AI)$99220 minutes$0.45 a minuteNot listedNot listed
Koira Grow (AI receptionist and text-back)$249Receptionist, text-back, booking by text, site, estimates, invoices, campaignsUsage at cost: texts, call minutes and emailsNone: same price with one person or fifteenStripe 2.9% + 30¢, plus Koira keeps 1%

Smith.ai's overage is $11.50 a call on Starter, $10.50 on Basic and $8.50 on Pro. For the full list and a month of calls priced on each, see answering service cost.

Size it for the rushPrice each plan against spring thaw and home buying season, when the phone rings most, not against a frozen January.

What a septic caller needs

  • Backup in the house. Tell them to stop running water, and book the soonest visit your rules allow.
  • Routine pumping. Address, tank size if known and when it was last pumped. Book a date on your route.
  • Home sale inspection. Closing date, agent contact and access. Book fast.
  • Soggy yard or smell. Book an inspection.
  • New system or repair. Book an estimate.
  • Price shopper. Give your starting price for pumping.

Write these down once, with what counts as an emergency for your shop. That is the script for a live service and the playbook for software. Our post on after-hours calls covers sorting calls into tonight and tomorrow.

What to ask before you sign up

  1. Can it book into my real schedule instead of just taking a message?
  2. What happens around spring thaw and home buying season? Ask about hold times when every line rings, and about overage pricing.
  3. Will callers hear my business name, and can it handle Spanish?
  4. What will it never do? It should never quote a price you did not set.
  5. Can I leave any month, and does adding help cost more?

How Koira's AI receptionist handles septic calls

Koira's receptionist picks up on your number when it can and texts back within about a minute when you cannot, with three open times; the customer replies once and the job is on your day. A caller who wants a routine tank pumping can be offered times from your list; a question about a new drain field comes to you to price. It answers in English or Spanish, never invents a price, and only a price, a complaint or an emergency reaches you; at night it texts you only for what you marked as an emergency.

On Grow you pay $249 a month, plus the texts, call minutes and emails at cost. Koira has no per-person fee: the same price with one person or fifteen. Booking by text picks times that suit the route you already have.

Use the quiet weeks

Winter is quiet. Send reminders to every customer who is due this year, and write to realtors and home inspectors before spring. Koira's campaigns send those reminders on Grow, with one reply to book. More on Koira for septic companies and what each plan includes.

Getting more calls to answer

Answering well only matters if the phone rings. For the other half of the job, read SEO for septic companies, the septic marketing guide and septic leads, owned and rented.

Questions contractors ask

Do septic companies need an answering service?

If backup calls and inspection requests wait for a call back, yes. Both go to whoever answers first.

What should an answering service tell someone with a backup?

Stop running water and using drains until someone looks. Book the soonest visit, and pass anything unusual to you.

What does a septic answering service cost?

See the table above for published plans from live and AI services and Koira's Grow plan.

Does Koira charge per septic tech?

No. Koira has no per-person fee. The price is the same with one person or fifteen.

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